There’s no sign of a financial crisis here. The Formatik Corporation is launching its next high dividend share packet on the vinyl stock exchange. “Combined” is a blend of assorted dance floor bonds that are being floated by the top managers Franziskus Sell and Jakob Hilden. Sell has stopped the market crash on A1 with “Lakonia” a potent little dance floor destroyer which he and Mutlu, the Berlin Dow Jones expert have conjured up. Look out! Romans approaching from the south! Our new discovery from Italy’s capital, Siwell the specialist in beach bonds brings out the sunshine with “Absentium” on A2. Yoodza, the young venture capitalist from the Ukraine manages to tame the bull and the bear with his incredibly powerful track “Gumus” on the other side of the vinyl medallion. B2 is also where Frankfurt’s Harthouse broker Boris Brejcha can be found with a licensing of an electrifying track called “Schaltzentrale” The Formatik Corporation concluded with a statement that they will be offering similar power packets in the future.[txt from ]