GUTTS are a jaded wrestling double act that were much celebrated in the Golden Era of UK wrestling in the 1980s. After a slow-decline into inactivity and relative obesity they decided to make a comeback in 2013 as an electronic music band called GUTTS. Both Neil Landstrumm and Alan Hostage have recently reached peak-fitness through circuit training and eating salad for dinner, toning up for this new heavy-hitting vinyl release on Glasgows Horror Boogie. Both were last seen, exiting Landstrumms analogue graveyard shouting *Not the ears, not the ears* and *I demand to be treated like a sultan*. No further details were available at this time.